Maybe you happened upon the hall by accident. Maybe you talked in a door and it led here instead. Maybe your friends (teammates, rivals, what have you) told you this would be good for you and dragged you here. The point is that now you can't escape. All of the exits are sealed and the banner before you tells you exactly what you're in for, and the card on the desk as you enter tells you everything you need to know!
HERO/VILLAIN/CIVILIAN SPEED DATING
❣ Have a seat anywhere. Refreshments are free.
❣ You have five minutes to "date" the person sitting at your table. Spend those five minutes getting to know your partner!
❣ At the end of five minutes, you can choose to keep talking or move on to the next person.
❣ Rinse and repeat!